Authentic 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt — Funny 50th Birthday Tee
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Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee that speaks with dry humor. The heavyweight, soft-washed fabric feels worn-in from day one and holds its shape through regular wear. Clean, minimalist front typography reads like a badge of self-assurance — a shirt for someone who prefers deadpan wit over fanfare. Wear it to backyard barbecues, low-key birthday hangs, or when you want an easy conversation starter. The roomy cut and pre-shrunk knit make it comfortable for everyday wear; the variety of colors and sizes ensures a familiar, lived-in look that ages well.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a soft, garment-dyed finish
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and available sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durable, long-lasting wear
- Available in 58 colors — soft texture and lived-in look right out of the box
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We take care to ship your items on the same day if the order is received by 5:00 PM. Items are delivered usually in 2 to 4 working days in the US.
Returns
Free 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a refund.
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WHY SHOP AT DISSENTLY
Dissently is beautifully irreverent outerwear that speaks louder than words. We help you roast friends with political satire you can wear, sip, or wave. We promise bold designs, guaranteed laughs, and conversation starters built to last.